Zero Tees are non-ionic and do not degrade over time. The manufacturing precision allows us to use incredibly small amounts of the material. Only 1 mg of our non-ionic solution is equivalent to four grains of salt, which can treat thousands of metrics of fabric. In contrast to ion technology like silver and zinc which require up to 100 mg per square meter to be effective. Not only are we chemically free and environmentally friendly, but we also use exponentially less product than any other technology.
Why THE Perfect Tee Isn't a Myth Anymore - Unveiling the Future of Menswear
Written by Nathan. B - Published on Jun 11, 2023
Decoding the Legend of the Perfect Tee: An Exploration into the Future of Menswear that Promises to Amplify Your Style a Hundredfold and Revolutionize How You Look and Feel
Have you ever heard of the Goldilocks conundrum?
No, it's not a fancy new indie band. It's the painful predicament that most men face every time they try to find the perfect tee.
Too tight, too loose, too scratchy, too stinky after just one wear. It's like a never-ending saga of 'meh'. A cruel joke the universe seems to have cooked up especially for us.
Enter our protagonist, let's call him Bob. Now Bob isn't a Hollywood hunk or a runway model. He's just your average Joe (or Bob, to be precise) with a dad bod that he's pretty okay with.
Bob loves his tees, but they don't seem to love him back. They shrink, they stretch, they get all weird and clingy after a few washes. And don't even get him started on those pit stains!
The saddest part? Bob thinks it's all his fault. That he's cursed with a body that's just not tee-friendly. But here's the plot twist, folks: it's not Bob. It's the tees.
The fashion industry has been feeding us this illusion of the perfect tee, but we've been settling for less. For far too less. Isn't it high time we broke free from this sartorial snafu?
Oh, but what's this? A glimmer of hope on the horizon? Could it be...the perfect tee?
Now, we're not just talking about a tee that fits well and looks good. We're talking about a tee that goes the distance.
Pick a tee that would make you look like a 10...stop being a 6 on a good day
A tee that's not just a piece of clothing, but a faithful companion. A tee that understands you, respects you, and - most importantly - doesn't bail on you after a couple of washes.
Sounds too good to be true? Well, brace yourselves, because the future of menswear is here, and it's shinier than ever.
Ladies and gents, welcome to the world of Zero Tees - where the perfect tee isn't a myth anymore.
Every Zero Tee is crafted with a revolutionary water-based formula fused with pure gold and silver alloys. Why? To banish those pesky odor-causing bacteria and let you wear your tee longer.
And hey, don't sweat it if you're not exactly chiseled like a Greek god. Zero Tees are designed to make every body type look good. So whether you're a Bob, a Joe, or a Steve, we've got you covered.
But the awesomeness doesn't stop there. Every time you buy a Zero Tee, we plant a tree. Because the only thing better than looking good is feeling good about making a positive impact on the planet.
So what are you waiting for? It's time to say goodbye to the Goldilocks conundrum and hello to the golden age of tees.
THEY ARE SELLING LIKE CRAZY!
GET YOURS WITH A DISCOUNT BEFORE THEY ARE ALL GONE!
Zero Tees is more than just a t-shirt, it's your passport to a world of confidence, style, and environmental consciousness. Don't just fit in, stand out with Zero Tees.
Hurry up! Sale ends once the timer hits zero
00Days
00Hrs
00Mins
00Secs
See what some of our clients think
Zero Tees is like Calvin Klein
Zero Tees offers a snug and comfortable fit, much like my go-to brands, Calvin Klein and American Apparel. Their unique cotton blend material, which promises no shrinkage, coupled with their naturally antimicrobial fabric, make them a worthy contender
Anthony Szeto
Verified Buyer
Have daddy body...not a dad bob
Got the 3-pack for my husband, they looks fantastic on him, and he can't stop praising its softness. It's a definite repurchase. Now a have a daddy..not a dad
Gabrielle Moon
Verified Buyer
THE shirt for broad shoulders
Finally, a shirt that accommodates my broad shoulders without compromising on fit or length. I thing I found my daily go-to
Jose McClendon
Verified Buyer
Waiting for even more variations
The comfort and fit of these tees are simply unmatched. I'm looking forward to seeing more variety in the XL range to fully enjoy this long-lasting, unique fabric.
Bruce Partin
Verified Buyer
FAQ
What is unique about Zero Tees manufacturing?
Are Zero Tees environmentally friendly?
Zero tees is committed to sustainability and is very environmentally friendly. The application method we’ve implemented is safe, non-ionic, uses very little water, saves energy, and produces zero waste. Since Zero tees's technology binds permanently to fibers after application, it also eliminates leaching and releases into the water supply after washing at home.
How long will Zero last?
Zero bonds permanently with fabrics, fibers, and surfaces, and will not wash out.
Why is Zero Tees treatment safer than other antimicrobial clothing treatments?
The chemicals used by other companies to treat clothing may be more of a health risk than the odor they are trying to eliminate. Some antimicrobial treatments contain triclosan and triclocarban or ionic silver. Wearing this type of clothing could damage our microbiome (a community of good bacteria that aids with digestion, and immunity, and provides other health benefits.) Zero kills bacteria on fabric, but not on your skin, where the good bacteria are located.
Can I return my Zero Tee?
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
So yes, you can request a return in that time frame
Start looking like a 10/10 😎
Feel Confident 👿
Getting all the chicks 💁♀️
Feel like superstar 🤩
✔️ Start looking like a 10...stop being average